It been a while.. and a lot of Shit has been happening in and around my life.. Its just that I find that shit too trivial to come on to my blog. So now I realize my blog was meant for trivial shit..so here goes.. some piece of shit conversation.. Just like the Shitty Conversations I had some time back. This time again I speak with Bjorn . I think he brings out the humor in me.. or may be makes it worse..
Nonetheless nuff said... now read...
aditya: fkkkk now ur being a nerd
Bjorn: so u didnt infer correclty
aditya: thank u... for making me retrospect my action and reconsider and re-present my inferences to u
Bjorn: no thats ok
aditya: no pleaseee... charge me for it dont let me use ur services for freee
Bjorn: hahahahahahaha first and the last time someones gonna say that to me
aditya: unlesss u become a gigolo
Bjorn: i didnt know gigolos had to be presuaded to accept payment in that case i definitely wont do that
seems like people expect u to work for free
aditya: thats the only other time u might be in a position to extend ur services to anyone
Bjorn: i dont know abt that
aditya: and im daaimmm sure ull try and be good to some Milf and let her use ur services for free thats when she'll say this..
so yeah far fetched...
Bjorn: what a dick
aditya: almost half way down ur career.. bu then tooo
aditya: who is the DICK... u or me
Bjorn: you
aditya: Fkkk affff....
Bjorn: hahahahahhaha
aditya: ur the gigolo... and then u call me the Dick WoW!!!
Bjorn: when did i become the gigolo
aditya: U were the gigolo so far in this hypothetical conversation... DICK.. thus u fkkkin sold ur services for free
then u didnt sell them in that case
Bjorn: tthen u should refer to the hypothetical gigolo u were not clear about that
aditya: yeah right... Now ur Actually the DICK
Bjorn: fuck this is not going anywhere
aditya: this is going on my blog... thats where its going
Bjorn: oh no dont do that man people find me and gigolo in the same google search and thats when things become awkward and there's gay somewhere in there too
aditya: then u get more hits on ur blog...
Bjorn: hahahhahahaahhahaaha
aditya: u might be able to track which country is BJorn Gigolo a popular search and may be settle there
Bjorn: i'd rather not
aditya: then the hypothesis might come true
Till then..
For a world where speech is recorded and archived ..Real-Time
P.S. I feel good about this.. Blog regularly again.. See u here.. or wherever it is
I had been to a Circus..I guess Rajkamal was the name of the game..Disappointment was the feeling that I stepped out with and was sad that the next generation of kids wont have good circuses to grow up with..
Check out the trapeze artists.. the make shift guys who changes the settings between acts.. its all shabby.. deplorable.. and super saddening..
I travelled to Jaipur after the Delhi wedding.. my host Rahul Sharma is now the proud father of a son.. which was the purpose of my visit.. am not carrying snaps of the new born.. but just some general things
Just got back from the Wedding of a friend from college, back in Pune. Happened to stumble upon some snaps that reminded me of the days, when the double chin could almost be missed (alleast on me).. and the hair was there.. and people still thought I was fat..or may be I was…
This one is going up here just coz I have been seeing these for the last 2 days now, and still cant get over it, I think more will come in soon.. Daaaiiiimmm.. these were good times..
No No No this is not about President Barack Obama.. its the weekend and its music time.. I ddint know ill shuffle across Tracy Chapman and find a striking similarity between her track and Joan Osborne's. Both seem to be asking the same question.. What would u do if.. Now the what if situation is wrong or right would depend on u.. u who are listening to this..
Go for it .. Listen to it.
Till then..
For a world where power symphonies are the thing..
me:if ur walkin down the street... and some one comes up to u and says : DICK... what do u do
Bjorn: i dont know...
dick is not even a question, so why would i respond?what were u expecting?
me: u dont respond only to questions.. Dick.. ur not the Small Wonder if some one makes a pass at u.. or even worse makes a joke on u.. ideally ur expected to respond
Bjorn: hahahhahah small wonder
me: with a Dick head.. Bum... Cock Sucker.. Anal Juice.. or something
Bjorn: ok dick THAT way anal juice... fuck youre becoming more and more perverted
me: anal juice is not perverted.. its gory
Bjorn: ... ok anyway i dont know... im not an overly confrontational guy anyway so no need for me to respond to his dumbass comment
me: u could get that done on a tee shirt slogan that way hell read it on his way back
heheeh
Bjorn: :) i would rather have DICK on my tshirt on the back :) me: wow...how smart.. like ur gonna pre-empt the abuse hes gonna use and get it written what if he called u pussy
Bjorn: no... i didnt say that
me: ull curse urself for the wrong tee shirt
Bjorn: anyway, what is ur point... i didnt get why u came up with this question
me: to strike a conversation... u see conversation starters are my trait
Bjorn: fuck u could have been more creative then why dodnt u list out your conversation starters maybe u can get it published in the nenwspaper
me: now u just wanna say this.. coz u couldnt come up with even this much
Bjorn: people want to print pickup lines and stuff like that, so nothing wrong with publishing conversation starters... start small :)
me: DICK
Bjorn: ...
me: Wow!!!!!
Bjorn: what?
me: hahahhahahaahahahaah
Bjorn: ok
me: KEWL
Bjorn: wtf is wrong with u... ur acting retarded while tryinng to conduct some silly social experiment
me: hahahah there is no social experiment... i was just tryin to gauge ur reactions to a retard...
Bjorn: that was it
me: and i found out UR RUDE dude that rhymed
Bjorn: good job for a retard
me: im off the retard pretence now... so now dont try to be good the test is over
Subbu-: why r destroying blogging?? any special reason ya as usual TP
me: why r destroying blogging?? ---- please translate to english
Subbu-: u
me: those 4 big words meant U
thats it
Subbu-: "why r U destroying blogging?? "
me: as in im doing bad to the whole blogosphere.. or have I destroyed my blog
Subbu-: ur blog basically the virus would spread among ur followers soon
and before we know the blogosphere will be doomed and like galactus u will move to a new cyber location where there is hope and freedom among the minds of the writers
me: I suggest u move to a lighter drug
Subbu-: suggest one
me: try facebook
Subbu-: told u ... its fucking confusing
me: I said lighter drug.. I didnt talk about the dosage bbeing simpler..
Subbu-: stop expoiting my weak vocabulary
me: I think ur one of those who are used to the Dumb Retarded Orkut.. and are slow to transition
Subbu-: yup thats another primary reason too
me: I think u shouldnt say these things online.. may be the American Govt is watchin..
they will call off ur Visa
Subbu-: they almost did once
me: so what all do they ask u to prove to go to the USA I know IQ, Vocab, Sexual preferences, Cock size... and.... what more
Subbu-: just show u r dumb enough to think this place is better in all aspects and an evidence that its just ur cock which is driving u here and in few years heart will guide u back home
me: aahhh aallright.. I thought it was even ur cock size which had to be below average, so u couldnt impregnate some americans.. but kewl that they are open to that concept now
Subbu-: these are open minded ppl..
they want to try everything
me: hahah
I have no idea what to make out of these.. and why Im fkking blogging these..but I think I'll read these some years later and fkkkin laugh my ass off.. Im gonna look for other gems too...
And yeah it also feels good to be back on this page.. killer stuff..
Till then..
For a world where conversations dont end up in fights and wars and ends of worlds..
Compare Image 1 with Image 2, and see the bulge on the forearm...No Cyril, its not like urs.. and its also not because of the reason ur gonna write in ur comment...
Shhitee... its hard and like a knot.. and came out of nowhere...
After I got in Sir. Sam Anderson in my last post, I have been getting a lot of people sending me links of their favourites on YouTube. So I guess everyone has a playlist and all. I have my own, or may be I'm in the process of creating a lot of these.
So yeah, Im gonna play some more videos. Some asked for, some from my grave.
Lets start with this one requested by Dheeraj Shetty, Namrata Arya and now Me. :D
Then there is this one, which I'll give credit to Dheeraj again for, coz his link made lead me to this. CHeck the un-fuckin-believable things in this video. Sudden dialogues, weird characters, Sick Old Man marching on the bed listening to patriotic song. All this because the Doc didnt come, so they played the patriotic song... Shhiitteeee....
This one for Apurva. He made me look for Loha. I couldnt manage to get the scene he described. Nonetheless, I got the same protagonist catching a bullet with his bare hands and sitting as coolly as ever.
Now My favourites will roll back to back..
Starting with Street Hawk. I actually believed and convinced myself that Chuck Norris stole Street Hawk's bike for one of his movies.
He-Man. How could I do this list without Him. Hes the strongest man in the Universe. Arnold tried to be like him hahaah...
More comin up.. watch this space
Till then...
For a world where people had integrated cameras to record lives and create playlists..
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