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For a world where cool goes beyond temperatures

                 

       

The stitches are out.. yeah fkkk they had to come out.. i was thinking they'd be the ones that dissolve by themselves..but fkk that shit.. no game without pain..

So they are out.. and the doctor had one line to say..yeah just one line and 300 bucks to charge for it.. "All Activities Are Permitted"... im like what the fkk.. i could feel that was coming the moment they got off my stitches.

so what do i do.. I grab an icream or two.. and snap my stones...which i had preserved in the fridge in a bottle.. snapped them and squashed them..

u see 5 in the snaps here.. there was 1 more which my Mom squished tryin to investigate what its made of..

Daaiimmm these things they made me suffer..

Ohh and after i snapped them and killed them.. me and dad realized that we didnt have a snap of them juxtaposed to anything else to get a proportion of the size.. but nonetheless.. u get it...right..

Till then..

For a world where Doctors paid to see Patients

So i have a question...or may be I dont have a question and just wanna make a statement..

So its Onam today and tomorrow or its on either one of the days..and i happens that they have a show on TV covering some food Mallus cook.. not that I havent had an interaction with mallu food.. let me tell u its mad food ..the kinda food u can get dirty with.. and yeah Onam is also one day that shows u the kind of food options vegetarians have..its hard to believe for me most of the times that people have to eat only paneer and potatoes always..

before i drool away from the topic here..this tv show i spoke of also had the host and a mallu family talk about the origins of Onam..this is how it goes..

• Kerala had this King by the name Mahabali
• His empire grew and he grew successful and powerful
• He became so popular with people and stiff that other gods were jealous of him
• Apparently this King was a huge Bhagat (devotee) of Vishnu (the god who i dont know has how many avatars)
• So all the gods and kings go to Vishnu to curb Mahabali's success and outreach
• Vishnu cracks a deal with the gods and kings and decides hes had enough of MahaBali
• So he puts on a disguise of a Brahmin (known as Vaman) and pays him a visit
• This Vaman guy asked the King for land that he can cover in 3 steps
• Generous as he was MahaBali granted that wish
• Now this Vaman thing turns into a Monster from a timid little brahmin
• In the first step he covers the whole of the earth
• Second the Skies
• Mahabali offers his head for the last step
• But before he offers his head he says he wants to come to his land every year for 10 days
• Thus people celebrate Onam to welcome the King

1. If Mahabali was the King of Kerala and this is an only Mallu Festival, who the hell gave him the right to give away the whole of earth and skies to Vishnu (vaman)?

• I have a feeling Mahabali gave it away because he was a Tamil King who ruled Kerala..so he didnt give a dammnn anyways

• I seriously have no clue how people know of this then?

For a world where food can be good without Festivals

P.S: The views in this post are mine and not written with an intent of poking fun at some beliefs. Just looking for some answers.

So shit goes this way that I am currently recuperating from a surgical procedure that the doctors performed to extract the gall bladder from my body.. There might be a possibility of a 99% of you people reading this thinking this is not what my body loos like and would want to draw a round blob around this structure and send it back to me.. Spare the effort .. I know it too...

Ive lost weight.. I might not be close to what this picture shows, but im getting there...fkk that shit.. that was not what the image was supposed to be there for...

If man were given an option to decide or even fathom what his death might be like... I can clearly see what mine would be like.. a death caused by the non-existence of any body organ needed to survive..I can bet my balls (not sure if they will live till then) that i wont have anything to support a living mechanism till the end

So there are a couple of questions people have been asking me after my recent surgery.. Id like to make note of these with answers.. just for your references.

• How are you feeling?
• I feel like shit.. but just coz ur being so good and u asked me ill tell u im good .. im feeling better.. but trust me there is nothing worse than sitting home with stitches that fkkkin pull on a sneeze, cough, yawn or when u get up or in the middle of your sleep.. and waste a helll lot of time in your 15 day vacation
• Are you still in the hospital?
• I might be in the morgue, but what do u care for.. you simply had this chance to catch me on chat and ask an intelligent question which you think no one asked me yet.... and this is the best u come up with 
• Does it Pain?
  
• WoW, Im like Wolverine and I heal myself and i am indestructible.. i dont feel pain and i dont give a shit for people who do
• How many stitches?
• I didnt see what my doctor was doing because it was the fag end of the anesthesia effect and he was running out of time. He had planned 12 but he could manage just 9. Is that sad..
• How do the stitches feel?
• I feel like a guy from some Hollywood flick where they are shot and all they do is put their palm on the bullet wound and walk around again with just a small smudge of blood around the shirt..

Im doomed and u make it better for me..

Nonetheless.. U know im fried.. u can still ask some questions.. I might think if i need to answer..

Till Then..

A world that has FREE Medical Care

Yeh Sachin ka ghar kidhar hai Bombay mein?

Have you seen Amitabh Bachchan?

Have you seen SRK's house?

Have you seen Katrina Kaif? She must be Hot naa?

Some of the common shit balls thrown at you when you interact with people not from Bombay. Its fkked up that you have to answer these questions..irrespective of the questioners IQ. Its fkked up that people ask these questions like they didnt know the answers.

No Dick Head I dont know where Sachin Stays, coz hes didnt go to the same school I did. Pea Brain I didnt see Amitabh Bachchan coz he decided to move to a new neighborhood coz he couldnt take my humor and my fart smell. Im not Akon (if u cant see already), so NO fkkin NO i havent seen SRK's house. Do you fkkin have your nut sack on your eyes when u see the TV.. cant you see she is Hot, I dont need to see her in real.

And its not fkkkin big deal.. if i dont know these guys, their cribs, their shit times and their menstrual cycles... I dont give a shit..stop asking me questions that has lesser words than alphabets in the word Bullocks..

Why do you have a fancy for these things and why do you hold these fkkkers high up there in the wishlist..i dont have an answer to all of these and i dont wanna look for one.. for now u can write these on paper, roll it and shove it..

or borrow some brains....

Till then
For a world with no celebs or stalkers or chasers

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Serious Lack of time in the last few days has made me not post shit here....did u just believe that.. naaah!! thats all bullshit..Fact is im trying to come to terms with the fact that Im finally moving cities again.. no no no.. not yet.. this post is not about moving cities..

As a matter of fkkin fact.. I have seen this happen with me more often than not.. every time i get myself used to posting daily.. and then i miss a day..the day after i feel fkked up about the fact that i didnt write something and that there is a void.. there is something that I missed out on tellin ppl about.. or just jack that didnt make sense to anyone.. or shit that no one cares.. but then thats my way of makin myself believe that my blog has crazy following... ( yaaiikkess thats gay)

Nonetheless, fkk that shit.. 

I dont wanna get on a crazzy thought train at this point in time

P.S: this is the first time in history of writing, would have someone used P.S right in the middle or somewhere around there of a post hahaha..

Mom just made the awesomest breakfast as I write this..she thinks im going to a new city so she might as well give me what i like ... perks perks perks.. ( ohh btw.. its not something out of the world.. but something that i love since i was a kid.. I love fried food.. as most of you would have known by now. I got myself a plate full of pakodas.. batter dipped, deep fried potatoes and slices of bread.. I love that shit like nothin else)

Ohh Btw... if u were just wondering what those pictures say.. they say nothin jack.. they are just there coz i clicked them... I didnt intend to do some kinda major shit with them.. they are just there..

Till then

For a world of free travel

Im not the kinda person who would do 2 blog posts in a day.. but last night I was about to do that.. I have no clue why I was so against it..but somehow i talked myself out of it.. 

                                                                 

But there is not much I can do to change this perception coz thats all that I can do normally.. 

I dont find it far from normal that I usually have weird thoughts and dreams..here is some of the shit that runs through my head

• When I hit the sack after I drive late nights, inevitably I have these dreams where I meet with a crash and Totalled my car and dont live
• Once a month or a fortnight.. (Im just trying to make this sound periodic..but im not sure of a time line but this shit happens)..I have this dream where Im sinking in a desert. cant breathe and am generally have something the size of a pumpkin trying to make its way through my throat choking me.. Killer feeling.. i usually sweat my pillow after this shit
• When I drive I compulsively avoid pulling my car off from the 4th gear to the 2nd.. its a weird habit but even on a turn where i need to kill the speed.. I push from 4th to 3rd to 2nd..
• I feel dangerously pissed when ppl start questioning me..mostly because I can sense what direction they are treading and I don't want people to give me sermons on somethings I don't wanna discuss.. 
• hmmm and a whole lotta other shit that any one who claims to analyze dreams would love working on...but screw that shit.. 

I have a lot weirder neighborhood that I stay in..weird ppl talking and walking all around giving me plenty of photo ops and time to have fun at their expense..have captured a few of these in this post..( check snaps)

Ohh last night was also another night that I was driving late.. and I was conscious all the time that I would dream my dream all over again.. u know what I mean..( read bulleted point 1 above)..

Had gone over to Avinash's place..with Sanal and Farhan.. to play some RISK.. its an awesome board game which i took an hour to understand by the new rules.. and finally played it the classic way.. (please google to find out what these ways are)..headed out for some Bhurji pav later in the night and then drove back home ( whats worse i had forgotten to carry my licence last night)..I dont have a pretty exciting life.. as u can see from what i write here..but im trying to make whatever I can of these sodding  years...

P.S: this is the first time im uploading images from the posterous interface so Im not sure in what order they come through.. if u see three tired men lying on a bed.. thats after we risked our life playing the board game. and then the other way round.. 

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For a world where u need no licences