Im scared.. I actually am.. I dont know why but im scared now..
It suddenly happened that I had this feeling in my
stomach...the one we can associate with those we have before an exam (an exam we know for sure we'll fail)..
Its just fuckin with my head now.. and even as I type this I have this fucked up feeling..I may be wrong and may be confusing some other feeling with being scared, but whatever the fuck it is.. it is bad. I can feel the calm around me and the noise in my head. I can see people just moving around and they seeing me makes me feel questioned, and I'm scared again. I dont seem to react and am irritable today. Im tucked in a corner and am scared.
This is not something I'm building up...its fuckin happenin..I dont know whats happpening..
Till then..
For a world that comes with a user manual to troubleshoot such things
So I've been seeing this show for some time now and trust me when I say, I have my doubts about the credibility of the monotonous female's opinion. I mean how can a polygraph test tell you whether or not you sleep with your husband's best friend. Its impossible to get a normal reading on the test with such a question fired across to you. I know for sure I haven't managed to get a normal Blood Pressure reading once im strapped. The anxiety exponentially boosts the adrenaline, or so i'd like to believe.
Nonetheless, I decided to make devise my own quiz, my own Moment of Truth; sans the straps, the polygraph, the quiz master, the family and friends, and the monophonic female voice over for the polygraph result. Lets see if I can make it to the 500,000 prize money.
Disclaimer: We wont get to questions like the one I took as example in the beginning. SO all looking for some juice, please stop reading here.
Have you ever caused physical damage to someone daaiimmm badly? Almost black and blue (I wont repeat this ever time, but yeah the questions come tagged with their fair share of music and lights)
Aaahhh... I'll say Yes for that
Have you ever said 'No' to someone?
Yes
Has any one ever said 'No' to you?
Yes
Have you ever been rude/harsh/mean to the opposite sex?
Yeah
Have you ever thought females dont think before they speak?
Yes. There have been times. More than a few actually...
Have you ever farted in a public gathering / crowded public transport / gathering of people in a closed room?
Ill have to say yes to that
Have you ever caught some one in an awkward position ?
Yes
Can some one also answer Yes for you, in the above question?
Hmmm.. good question
Do u think this quiz is making sense?
No.. Not at alll
What do You think of the person reading this?
Is intelligent and knows these questions are there to cover up for some other shit that shouldnt be asked
Do you feel like slapping some one right now?
Fuck yeah.. I feel like this all the time..
Is that a Problem?
Are you a shrink?
Are you allowed to ask questions?
Are you a dickhead?
Do you think you're getting nasty?
Do you think u'll get slapped?
Isnt this the exact question that triggered this conversation?
Aren't you the same ol bum who was destined to get slapped and die?
Do I have Insurance?
I can help you with that... I know some one
Finally you answered...
Ohh! Did I ?
I dont even wanna know what happened to my quiz master alter ego.
Till then..
For a world where questions are answered at vending machines
This is a show for Kids..As in Kids perform and they are judged..
Firstly, why do we have a reality show for kids.. whatever happened to School.. everyone is just singing or dancing
Check the kid out.. he sings as if he has a serious tonsillitis problem..
Why did Anu Kapoor get so worked up.. (the guy in the grey jacket)
Check out the kids expression when Anu Kapoor is talkin.. he doesnt know nuts of whats happening
I wanna see Anu Kapoor's educational qualifications..
Was He drunk? I think he was smashed
Why Does he mention Shoot me towards the end?
Why does he remove his jacket and then wear it again in a minute..?
Why didnt Kunal Kapoor (the guy in the black jacket) slap this nut sack?
Did Anu Kapoor think he was actually in the pre-indepence era, where he is shouting slogans?
Im sure he was hallucinating... check him out
Brace ur selves.. This is Reality shows at their fighting best..
Please do watch TV for more of these entertainment packages.. there are loads of Reality Shows on T.V and we havent reached Pay-per-view so make the most of what you can get right now.. Go grab that remote right now...
I cant write small posts (I'll try doing it this time)
People have pictures of buildings, e-cards, trees, ladders, parking lots, play areas, pictures without them in the picture on their social network profiles
Every Blog would have alleast one post that would make sense only to the author, and only till the time he/she was writing it
Every person will have acquaintances, some of which will agree and some wont with EVERY statement he/she will make online/offline. And we thought we got along and be-friended like minded people
Not many people I know, like reading the instructions, ingredients, usage/dosage, dates etc etc behind boxes and packages. I do :D
Right now I have this thing at the back of my head; its telling me to cut this short
Many people, including me, generally end up communicating the wrong message on IM
I write long text messages when I don't want to give the recipient a chance to speak more than me. I know some people dont have the patience to write back so much
Indian women on an average are well endowed. I'm not saying its a bad thing, but suddenly I observed this
Im now not sure if I should have written the previous point
Pictures taken by oneself keeping the camera or phone real close look like a criminals mugshot
I talk a lot with myself and in the act build content..weird but its now become a habit
I dont know if I live my life so I could blog.. or is it the other way round
So..I was supposed to pick this friend up from the airport (I was also supposed to write this post last weekend). Yeah U know those friends of mine.. the ones working in America, making a lot of money, spending shit loads on gifts.. the same ones who come down to India once in a couple of years, so its reasonable to spend that much time with them.. u see..this tribe is the BMW driving...Uncle Scrooge kinda people for me heheh..
So this Friend of mine...lets call him S for now and for the length of this post, for some reason I think u guys are assuming that his name starts with S too... so be it.. Surprise..
Allright yeah, S calls me on my Bday sometime in May and tells me that he plans to come down to India...and hey this time he wants to keep it a secret..(im wondering why is he tellin me.. then I realise he is confident that I havent met his folks since the last time he was in India, so hell be safe telling me..hehe..reasonable argument) Nonetheless, the details I have are:
S plans to book his tickets for Dec
S plans to keep his dad in the loop (u know just in case no one from the family knows, they might go for a vacation, and he'll be stranded heheh.. to be safe)
Fast Forward to December first week. yeah that bad.. nothing in all this time about the secret trip..alleast from S...
Enter B..(friend no.2..who fucked it all up for me and S ..well alleast we thought so.. till we figured out otherwise)..
So B lands up one day on chat and tell me S is coming..( I wasnt shocked coz B and Me would know the same things from S at all times)..and that S's family knows already. Whhhaatttttt!!!!..Apparently B assumed that as usual S would go around telling everyone and wont keep it a secret all this time.. I did fall for this theory going by the records S has with Jay-talkin.. (yeah thats like Jay-Walkin).. So B goes to the extent of sayin S's sis knows and she spoke of S comin down to India.. Now I was fucked up..coz I had just signed up for something that wasnt as exciting as it was earlier.. this is like one of those offers you shop for and then conditions apply...
To give u a better idea, let me show you what transpired.. Here goes:
me:im going to pick S up btw as a part of the surprise
B: what srprise?
me:areyy hes comin home as a surprise naa supposedly they dont know..
B: oh i didnt know it was a surprise
me: haahaha u told them kya hhahaahahahaahahaha that will be killer
B:he seems to think that its a surprise everytime he comes but it never is he himself told them he's coming
me: no this time his Mom and Sis didnt know.. or werent supposed to know..
B: oh they know
me: his Dad knew only fucckkk...
B: i was talking to his Sis yesterday only anyway, if they have a different dstory, i dont know so dont mention it to them then
me: i volunteered to pick him up coz i thought his Dad would have to cook up a story to come and pick him up..as a part of the suprise.. so i told him ill come and keep the thing on.. i didnt know all this changed
B: ok hahah
me: Screw up
B: i dont know that its changed either so u can stick to the plan
me: u said she knows there is no plan
B: thats what i said
me: im in deep shit
B: so forget that and stivk to ur plan
me: im travelling for no surprise
B: anyway, dont spoil S's big surprise
me: S is a cock.. if Sis knows it.. then all do by now
B: so stick to the plan and hopefully his family will at least act surprised
me: im the one who is being surprised they will all laugh at me... and fuck no lunch tooo
B: and even if they're not surprised, the look of confusion when he yells surprise for no good reason will suffice i guess what lunch? oh ok
me: i thought they will be happy that i got their son.. and ill get good lunch i think ill get slapped now hhahahahahaha
B: :)
me: i think even the watchman is gonna know that hes comin.. ill get slapped there itself
I guess you would have understood by now why I said B fucked it up for me..But then its kewl...After all of this I had given up hope on all the surprise..and everything that came with it..till a couple of days later when I again got a call from B.. tellin me it is still a surprise. fuck knows how he confirmed this.. but nevertheless.. it still was so..
So A day (Arrival Day).. I reach the airport..Pick him up..and then we talk... talk about whats the P.O.A (Plan of Arrival)..and I get to know that his Dad was still cookin up some story, and that S's Dad thinks S's mom and sis know it somehow..
I could feel my feet going lighter on the accelerator peddal.. Automatically..and I could hear the radio say :"Fuck It"
Fast Forward a few kilometers.. we are home.. S's home..
Grand Mom and MOm lives up to our expectations.. No No they didnt slap us.. they hugged S and were elated.. I actually confirmed this by askin S's Mom if she knew it.. she simply nodded.. Didnt know whether yes or no..
I think it all got punctured when Sis came home from work.. she gave it all flat out to us.. how she knew when S cooked up a story about his tickets being done by his company... Shhitteee...Now u know who the pot head is.. that Bum S.. he gave himself away tryin to build up a story... why cant u shutup and just come down...
How is a surprise a surprise.. if u say I am comin ... but I dont know whhat date.. to top it all uve already planned ur trip in India and made bookings for travel in India..hahahahaahah...and these plans and bookings include family tooo.... How kewl a surprise is that..
I still cant figure out what S was thinkin... in effect.. I ended up getting surprised how brain dead he was... and how smart his folks were.. and what an ass I proved out to be....
Shhhiitteeee.....
No surprises here on... Im done...IM DONE (Monster house style)
This video from a long lost movie.. Hum.. yeah thats the name of the movie..
Its a killer Video that involves:
The best Ham Actor
Someone who has the honur of being the most decorated and close to God (alleast apparently) figure
A history of the most impossible and insane acts and sequences ....
An Actor/Dancer/Comic (also had a stint as a Singer)
Holds the world record for his mouth being wide open in almost all his dance sequences and actions and acts
Came close to being indias best disco and break dancer ever..
Later grew on to become india's leading comic actor
An Actor who has started doing selective listening (doesnt tend to listen to words like Retirement)..can be seen breifly in this scene
4 goons, one of whom obviously has the lines to deliver and is the head, thought he would make a career out of this act but failed to. Was last seen doing a 5 min cameo as a encounter cop who gets killed in DESHDROHI...
So yeah, with such a cast up for something that is a song anf fight sequence, its only fair I cut the crap and let the bytes flow in..
Im hoping ull have as much fun as I had watching this after almost 7 years.. Till then.. For a world of specialists
Why do somethings always make us think more than others?
Why do something said sometimes wanna make us think again?
Why do we always realize something were best that way? or NOT?
Why do we sometimes not wanna discuss somethings?
Why do we always wanna keep ourselves from getting our minds on somethings?
Why do we believe that there is something wrong with the world today, but nothing actually is?
Why do we sometimes feel we need to someway convey what we want to?
Why do always fail in conveying what we wanted to, no matter what way we did it?
Why do we get frustrated sometimes?
Why do we someways feel alone even in the middle of a crowded room?
Why do we not agree with people sometimes, even when we want to?
Why do something exist and thus create a void sometimes?
Why do we someways not write/speak about such things because we are scared of being stereotyped?
Why do we sometimes hate not want answers to anything?
Why do I now someway wanna close comments to this post?
Till then..
Sometime..Something..Somehow
P.S: All would have answers to all of these, and all would wanna make a statement and judgment based on these. Please dont. For one post, please dont. Lets let this be..somehow
Just tonight, before I retired away from the TV, which I was only listening to (was busy reading a few blogs) I saw this video that showed this guy with wings. So I quickly try to get a name for the video or the artist and I eventually Do get to know.
So I rushed back to youtube and look for the video, and I must say I am disappointed. I would have loved to see a better depiction of a human with wings..(or an angel or whatver they have tried to potray in the video here). I am seriously fascinated by this whole concept of a human being able to fly. The possibility of mid air maneuvering is mind boggling to the fullest.
I know, Dara would be hearing an echo, but wait there is more to echo, we might now reach resonating frequency.
I think I'll share this video with you. Chck it out for yourselves
Also now that the video is a tad bit disappointing, I think I'll share a few other videos that I digg. I dont have a reason for developing a favourite tag for these videos, but they just click. Check them out..
I Seriously love wrestling..and I am amazed that im 27 and am watching this since the advent of cable television in India..Ive taken many a scoldign from Mom and Dad in school for not studying and watchin events .. I can still play Wrestling trump cards at the drop of a hat if anyone has a set these days... and am proud of it..
And this one Tooo
Ohh and yeah these guys are not Gay.. This next one just for the way it is
Also somethings that I just happened today...
I didnt bathe..(yeah I didnt.. im on vacation.. so be it)
Paid a visit with my Mom to the Ladies Tailor
A friend gave me access to her blog.. surpising I didnt have it since October and I didnt ask for it
Just when I was typing this I got a txt about the Mumbai Riots and the newly appointed Deputy CM, with incorrect facts and a request to forward it.. I replied instead
I didnt twitter the whole day
Spoke to a friend after a long time
The guy who sent me the txt called me for what I replied, he was another friend
It happened so this morning that I got pinged by a friend from college, and weirdly so. For some forsaken reason during college we had a random equation. We called each other names and could never interact that well on a very basic level, like most humans do.
Well, this is not a post about human attributes and behavioral traits and patterns of people I came across in life so far. This brief above was to set up a premise for what follows next.
So I mentioned being pinged weirdly, and you will see that from the conversation below..
Friend: bro ...for a change think u r Lucifer - Devils incarnate
me: why do u say so
Friend: dnt u feel tired of feelng like god
me: not at all
Friend: or is it the fear of entering unknown areas...thngs whch hv been scoffed at...by the world
me: i have no idea why u wanna sound so biblical and create prophecies.. and voice them and always attribute things to fear... its not a world of pussies u see
Friend: bro i m nt preaching...jst tstng ur beliefs...bro accept chng..try being Judas then
me: i dont have no beliefs.. I am the change ur always scared of ... and run to that ohh so beautiful God of urs.. who is nothing but a figment of ur imagination.. Judas Lucifer these are characters that u wanna create to exemplify god in some way..get over it
Friend: BRO again u r dithering frm a chng ...u hv painted as absurd...judas/lucifer r examples of the alternate forces of power...they dnt exemplify god
me: u mortals use the existence if alternate forces as an ecuse to prove that god exists... I know how subtly these characters are built to make another one rise to the occasion...dithering from change.. yes... i am.. i refuse and resist to change from the facts that are clear to lean my back on some unbelieveable man made god
Friend: bro i guess ...v need 2 meet 2 discuss this...u can suggst the venue
me: I say ur church.. it will be best to crucify ur beliefs in a place where they all started..it finally is the End of Days
Friend: ok...bt bro u hv lofty thoughts...2 understand human faith n the existence of the supernatural whom ppl call god...u need 2 hv sense, sensitivity and sensibility for it
me: those who have been cheated by the religious shepherds of their own sense and sensibility.. have now to accuse others of the absense of the same.. it was for obvious reasons that i had expected this to come.. coz the blind fold u wear is not physical.. its in the mind.. and that u have lost
I truly believed this friend of mine was just messing with me, till half way through the conversation. I think he was a tad bit too serious, and this I realized when he stopped responding.
I don't deny still believing in what I said, Just that I didnt want it to be that hard for Don Corleone ( that was his name from college.. I know it sounds like Role Play)..
