Dillli... Noidaa... Budhaapaa
So its been a while... Fkk yeah its been a while.. we all know its been a while now.. these new cities always keep me from blogging... just for the need of good content.. or may be non-offensive or non-controversial topics...or more so because I try no-t being judgmental about a new city ..but fkk I do..
So Delhi... I dont remember differentiating between delhi and noida ( the place i am in now), but somehow I have to.. booze is cheaper in Delhi..Fuel is cheaper in Delhi.. establishments are open for longer in Delhi.. chics are hotter in Delhi.. Now if you notice I haven't compared Delhi to Bbay as yet.. I wont..coz we cant..its like apples and pineapples..
I guess ud understand that Bbay is the apple and Del is the pineapple.. nothin personal.. delhi is a good place.. good roads.. good trees.. good places .. good govt buildings.. good malls.. good markets.. good food.. people dressed super well ( for no reason..no really u will find someone every where dressed like a tushar kapoor in tight pants and tight shirts and a stunted growth..) good food.. i think i already mentioned that.. but still.. i mean where can u get parathas for 10 bucks with butter.. fkk that shit some other time.
So i dont say i hate delhi.. but delhi will say they hate me and hate my sight coz i come from bbay.. somehow it just doesnt like me.. im not complaining..coz may be theylll be happy for a while.. its allright if I come from a city that you tried to ape and made something weird of it when it comes to the attitude.. ohh did i mention everyone on the national capital has an attitdue as if they are just not from this country.. or hahah even worse.. the country ows it to them.. i mean chill out.. u didnt buy my burger lunch today.. so take a walk.. unless i know somethin u did.. and really did apart from pullin a fancy phone out on the count of 2 and running through your contacts like some kids were playin trump cards... I know X MLA Clash... I Know the PM.. Fkk ur CLash.. chill out guys.. u didnt employ the PM.. u know someone who wipes the PM's ass clean everyday.. the PM doesnt even know u exist..
but thats how it is.. the PM doesnt even need to know... hes got good FOOD in Delhi..
Did we know the Rashtrapati Bhavan and the Raj Path South and North Blocks have Persian Architecture.. i didnt too.. i just saw it..
Delhi has
- Shit loads of ice Cream cycle vendors
- looting cabs
- loads of people touring around
- loads of ppl working in the heat
- loads of people applying Jugaad
- loads of people doing a load of things to get some Jugaad
- loads of broad roads
- loads of places that have been well maintained..
- loads of digging.. for common wealth.. will it ever happen is another story
- the MEtro... the best thing ever
- awesome foood
- some really good people.. ( u know it when i say its u..raise ur hand in a high five as you read this)
- some mad temperature
All in all not a bad place to be.. incase u want to know.. yeah chics are hot and they are always over dressed for any occassion.. a casual sunday lunch and they are dressed as if they ready to crash P Diddys party
Part 2..Noida.. the part we hate.. why.... 2 reasons.. UP.. Mayawati..No POWER............
btw..jfyi.. Noida is pseudo cool... the name NOIDA is an abbr.. Navin Okhala Industrial Development Authority... beat that shit for a city name..history says New Okhala was built by the army men who got fed up of delhi and started making farm houses here.. just coz they couldn't afford gurgaon.. its like the bombay new Bombay and Lonavla trail..
so there are sectors and shit.. and its planned.. and most of the city is leased out coz the owners still stay in delhi... every couple of sectors have a market where people are buzzing for no good... coz the markets are no good.. they are just a bunch of grocery stores..and real estate guys...Malls Malls Malls.. but not as many as in Gurgaon.. Pubs in Malls.. Clubs in Malls.... Atta Market.. yeah thats what they call they best place.. fkk taht shit
People in Noida are a mix of Delhi and UP and some of them just suck... bad tempers.. bad language.. no decency...
In Noida a Rick is one that is appended to a cycle and an auto is a Rick tht we have in Bombay.. Power cuts are so usual and frequent that i dont quite remember what it is to live without one... Surprising is in Noida ull always get a ticket to a movie..even on the first day.. english or hindi.. mad parking conditions.. good roads... bad weather... crazy heat...im baked everyday... its like a fkkin tandoor... some good food again.. but things shut at 10... which sucks.. road side thefts are rumored to be usual..
Me.. Im just okk being in either of these places.. they suck. but so do i..hahah we are alike.. its my bday and i dont feel too good about it anyway.. I usually have this thing in the last couple of years that i have this depression bout on my bdays... i feel bad about growing old.. but i end up drinkin anyway... so fkk it...
Noida has a load of these mad statue parks erected for maya-fkkin-wati..(dont arrest me for sayin this.... and if u do call me a martyr).. these are not allowed to open up so they are all covered with black cloth.. killed all the parks and all the gardens to erect her own version of the Ashok Stumbh... with 4 elephants... i wish an elephants stomps her.. ( Sanal u hearing me)
Till then..
Life Still is good... and good old
for a time when time stops and i walk..
wishin my self a happy bday
