So i was telling Dhiraj the other day that I bought these cool spectacles which fold and fold and fold yet again..and he wont believe it..So i told him ill blog it and so keeping up with my word..Presenting the coolest glasses on planet earth..

Till then..

For a world where cool goes beyond temperatures

 

The stitches are out.. yeah fkkk they had to come out.. i was thinking they'd be the ones that dissolve by themselves..but fkk that shit.. no game without pain..

So they are out.. and the doctor had one line to say..yeah just one line and 300 bucks to charge for it.. "All Activities Are Permitted"... im like what the fkk.. i could feel that was coming the moment they got off my stitches.

so what do i do.. I grab an icream or two.. and snap my stones...which i had preserved in the fridge in a bottle.. snapped them and squashed them..

u see 5 in the snaps here.. there was 1 more which my Mom squished tryin to investigate what its made of..

Daaiimmm these things they made me suffer..

Ohh and after i snapped them and killed them.. me and dad realized that we didnt have a snap of them juxtaposed to anything else to get a proportion of the size.. but nonetheless.. u get it...right..

Till then..

For a world where Doctors paid to see Patients

So i have a question...or may be I dont have a question and just wanna make a statement..

So its Onam today and tomorrow or its on either one of the days..and i happens that they have a show on TV covering some food Mallus cook.. not that I havent had an interaction with mallu food.. let me tell u its mad food ..the kinda food u can get dirty with.. and yeah Onam is also one day that shows u the kind of food options vegetarians have..its hard to believe for me most of the times that people have to eat only paneer and potatoes always..

before i drool away from the topic here..this tv show i spoke of also had the host and a mallu family talk about the origins of Onam..this is how it goes..

• Kerala had this King by the name Mahabali
• His empire grew and he grew successful and powerful
• He became so popular with people and stiff that other gods were jealous of him
• Apparently this King was a huge Bhagat (devotee) of Vishnu (the god who i dont know has how many avatars)
• So all the gods and kings go to Vishnu to curb Mahabali's success and outreach
• Vishnu cracks a deal with the gods and kings and decides hes had enough of MahaBali
• So he puts on a disguise of a Brahmin (known as Vaman) and pays him a visit
• This Vaman guy asked the King for land that he can cover in 3 steps
• Generous as he was MahaBali granted that wish
• Now this Vaman thing turns into a Monster from a timid little brahmin
• In the first step he covers the whole of the earth
• Second the Skies
• Mahabali offers his head for the last step
• But before he offers his head he says he wants to come to his land every year for 10 days
• Thus people celebrate Onam to welcome the King

Aaahhhh.. doesnt anyone see a problem here..and this is exactly where my question comes in..

1. If Mahabali was the King of Kerala and this is an only Mallu Festival, who the hell gave him the right to give away the whole of earth and skies to Vishnu (vaman)?

• I have a feeling Mahabali gave it away because he was a Tamil King who ruled Kerala..so he didnt give a dammnn anyways

2. If Mahabali gave away the earth and skies to the Vaman, he would have effectively stepped on the people there and killed them too. Isnt it? Why would people want to welcome him back?

• I seriously have no clue how people know of this then?

Till then..

For a world where food can be good without Festivals

P.S: The views in this post are mine and not written with an intent of poking fun at some beliefs. Just looking for some answers.

So shit goes this way that I am currently recuperating from a surgical procedure that the doctors performed to extract the gall bladder from my body.. There might be a possibility of a 99% of you people reading this thinking this is not what my body loos like and would want to draw a round blob around this structure and send it back to me.. Spare the effort .. I know it too...

Ive lost weight.. I might not be close to what this picture shows, but im getting there...fkk that shit.. that was not what the image was supposed to be there for...

If man were given an option to decide or even fathom what his death might be like... I can clearly see what mine would be like.. a death caused by the non-existence of any body organ needed to survive..I can bet my balls (not sure if they will live till then) that i wont have anything to support a living mechanism till the end

So there are a couple of questions people have been asking me after my recent surgery.. Id like to make note of these with answers.. just for your references.

• How are you feeling?
• I feel like shit.. but just coz ur being so good and u asked me ill tell u im good .. im feeling better.. but trust me there is nothing worse than sitting home with stitches that fkkkin pull on a sneeze, cough, yawn or when u get up or in the middle of your sleep.. and waste a helll lot of time in your 15 day vacation
• Are you still in the hospital?
• I might be in the morgue, but what do u care for.. you simply had this chance to catch me on chat and ask an intelligent question which you think no one asked me yet.... and this is the best u come up with 
• Does it Pain?
  
• WoW, Im like Wolverine and I heal myself and i am indestructible.. i dont feel pain and i dont give a shit for people who do
• How many stitches?
• I didnt see what my doctor was doing because it was the fag end of the anesthesia effect and he was running out of time. He had planned 12 but he could manage just 9. Is that sad..
• How do the stitches feel?
• I feel like a guy from some Hollywood flick where they are shot and all they do is put their palm on the bullet wound and walk around again with just a small smudge of blood around the shirt..

I mean get a life people.. I was sleeping for the whole day I got operated I dont know jack of what happened and I cant decipher how I feel yet..coz i thought ill get to eat what i want once im done with this shit..apparently no... no bloody no.. I cant till another 10 days..and my dad keeps a close watch on what I eat..

Im doomed and u make it better for me..

Nonetheless.. U know im fried.. u can still ask some questions.. I might think if i need to answer..

Till Then..

A world that has FREE Medical Care