Yeh Sachin ka ghar kidhar hai Bombay mein?

Have you seen Amitabh Bachchan?

Have you seen SRK's house?

Have you seen Katrina Kaif? She must be Hot naa?

Some of the common shit balls thrown at you when you interact with people not from Bombay. Its fkked up that you have to answer these questions..irrespective of the questioners IQ. Its fkked up that people ask these questions like they didnt know the answers.

No Dick Head I dont know where Sachin Stays, coz hes didnt go to the same school I did. Pea Brain I didnt see Amitabh Bachchan coz he decided to move to a new neighborhood coz he couldnt take my humor and my fart smell. Im not Akon (if u cant see already), so NO fkkin NO i havent seen SRK's house. Do you fkkin have your nut sack on your eyes when u see the TV.. cant you see she is Hot, I dont need to see her in real.

And its not fkkkin big deal.. if i dont know these guys, their cribs, their shit times and their menstrual cycles... I dont give a shit..stop asking me questions that has lesser words than alphabets in the word Bullocks..

Why do you have a fancy for these things and why do you hold these fkkkers high up there in the wishlist..i dont have an answer to all of these and i dont wanna look for one.. for now u can write these on paper, roll it and shove it..

or borrow some brains....

Till then
For a world with no celebs or stalkers or chasers