I have been thinking.. what works better, a lighter or a matchbox. Its a fkked up thought, but its worth the time and the money spent on it. I know you are thinking (that is if you are reading this.. fkkk i hope u are, whoever you are) this is not something you would waste time on and if I have..something is messed up. Well guess what. I dont give a rats arse for what you think. You read what I think. I have total control over you. You shall do what I say..

Coming back to the lighter v/s matchbox fight, lets get some facts straight.

• A lighter costs Rs.20 in the market (if you buy a zippo you can easily print this post on a paper, roll it and shove it.. u know where)
  • A matchbox costs Rs. 1
• A matchbox has 50 matchsticks (im discounting the fact that there are a few retarded sticks in the pack)
  • A lighter has around 20 ml of fuel in it
• Going by the above average count, I would assume you can light 50 cigarettes with a matchbox (this doesnt apply to dimwits who cant light one cig with one match)
  • A lighter (strictly by the average that I have accounted for with my experiences) lights up around 140 cigarettes (7 packs)
• So far the lighter is winning but here is where it changes a little
  • Even if I have to take 3 match boxes to make up for the number of cigarettes one lighter lit, I spent just Rs.3
  • If I have to save money and refil the lighter thats Rs.5 more
  • maa ki aankh yeh kya ho raha hai
  • Thank you for reading and wasting your time I will still use a lighter
• This is an effort to take donations and recover the money i wasted on the cigarette packs trying to figure out the best available light option

I believe I have understood the entire Writers Block Syndrome. Its like stress, you dont know what it is, how it happens and if it has happened to you. But some person will probably use the word freely in describing a headache, stomach ache, pregnancy, carpal tunnel, bad bowel movements or any form of shit that happens to you. This person might not be a shrink but he will try to sound like one with some intellectual masturbation.

Intellectual masturbation starts with the first few words someone throws at the listener. If it sounds profound he goes with the flow and results in a shit fest that has words he/she learnt in a GRE / GMAT class using flash cards, but unfortunately couldnt make it to the course; and is now somehow trying to use those. Intellectual masturbation is a result of a persons morale being down, as a result making him a listener by virtue of his brain being retarded. The speaker here is an opportunistic dick sucker who thinks he/she has the trait to speak and make sense even while swimming. It ends up making the listener suicidal and the speaker wanna grab a drink and write something on the CV.

The Writers Block on the other hand is the result of your deviation from usual. Usual for you would be a pattern that you see in rhythm when you make posts. You post when there is a good thing to say, a good thing that happened, a new buy, a new link to share, a new experience in life, or just a fkking hour at hand (that would be me). Habituated to the pattern we feel retarded making a post, after we didnt make a post that should have been a post according to the pattern. Breaking the pattern is like not pressing the button in LOST, and you dont like it. You dont do it once and you live without it and then you realize it wasnt really so important.

Maaa ka jaat.. life waste hai tera..

Nonetheless,I think we have enough to read and write.

Till Then..

For a world that is devoid of pseudo syndrome