Nonetheless..why I wanted to do this last night is, it was daiiimmm fresh on the top of my head.. 

So its like this.. after a good evening with old friends and new acquaintances at Ignite Mumbai I had 2 experiences that were a first time for me in my life line thus far..and it sure didnt feel right.. it took me by surprise..

• First up.. the crowd moves to a watering hole and everyones pretty much doing what they do best.. drink and yapp.. I wasnt drinking coz I was driving ( u know this sucks.. I always think I shouldnt have driven today.. that way I could have had a drink or 2..and then some more..and some more..fkkk that )..a lill later people started moving out ( u know its a Saturday and people already have plans and shit)...and then the routine..hand shakes....hugs of the social butterflies..last minute small talks and all the jack in the world..did happen.. but what happened after that is what made me do this post..by now all those who had to leave had left but for one.. so this person says bye and shit..and i respond but at my sweet pace...( what is being said next.. imagine this in slow -mo)..now I get my hand to move from its dead man position up to enable it to shake some other hand...and that person at the same time initiates a turn to start walking out.. and what fkkin luck..subject misses the hand coming abso-fkkin-lutely... What happens next is a tad bit obvious to all here.. there are 3-4 guys who notice this and we all laugh about it.. but for the 3-4 seconds that I stood there with my arm out... I looked like someone who was hit by a water balloon..( btw..if its been a long time since uve been hit by a balloon.. ur first reaction is to take ur hands away from the wet shirt and then try to see the wet part of ur shirt. by bending ur neck in a weird angle.. thats human for u)

  
  

• Dont change the setting yet.. we are still in the same room.. in the same bye bye bye mode ( fkkk nsync did make that track.. how can u call some track bye bye bye)..So another guy walkin out who i hadnt met this whole evening.. comes up to me and says.. hi and something which i dint hear..so I thought he must have given his name..So i tell him mine ..courtesy sake.. Fkkk No.. he didnt give his name.. he asked what my Twitter handle was... Im like whattt... did u just say that.. do u mean that.. u have no regard for my real name.. I might fkkin be Osama or Obama on twiiter.. are u fkkin gonna judge me on my twitter handle... daaiiimmm... u need to be handled with care..I mean what the fkk has this world come up to..