Cant think of a name for this

This one is going up here just coz I have been seeing these for the last 2 days now, and still cant get over it, I think more will come in soon.. Daaaiiiimmm.. these were good times..

 Till then..

For a world that ages gracefully..

P.S: Comments wont get a comment from me.. 

• me:if ur walkin down the street... and some one comes up to u and says : DICK... what do u do
• Bjorn: i dont know...
  dick is not even a question, so why would i respond?what were u expecting?
• me: u dont respond only to questions.. Dick.. ur not the Small Wonder
  if some one makes a pass at u.. or even worse makes a joke on u.. ideally ur expected to respond
• Bjorn: hahahhahah small wonder
• me: with a Dick head.. Bum... Cock Sucker.. Anal Juice.. or something
• Bjorn: ok dick THAT way
  anal juice...
  fuck youre becoming more and more perverted
• me: anal juice is not perverted.. its gory
• Bjorn: ...
  ok anyway
  i dont know... im not an overly confrontational guy anyway
  so no need for me to respond to his dumbass comment
• me: u could get that done on a tee shirt slogan
  that way hell read it on his way back
  heheeh
• Bjorn: :)
  i would rather have DICK on my tshirt
  on the back :)
  me: wow...how smart.. like ur gonna pre-empt the abuse hes gonna use and get it written
  what if he called u pussy
• Bjorn: no... i didnt say that
• me: ull curse urself for the wrong tee shirt
• Bjorn: anyway, what is ur point... i didnt get why u came up with this question
• me: to strike a conversation... u see conversation starters are my trait
• Bjorn: fuck
  u could have been more creative then
  why dodnt u list out your conversation starters
  maybe u can get it published in the nenwspaper
• me: now u just wanna say this.. coz u couldnt come up with even this much
• Bjorn: people want to print pickup lines and stuff like that, so nothing wrong with publishing conversation starters... start small :)
• me: DICK
• Bjorn: ...
• me: Wow!!!!!
• Bjorn: what?
• me: hahahhahahaahahahaah
• Bjorn: ok
• me: KEWL
• Bjorn: wtf is wrong with u... ur acting retarded while tryinng to conduct some silly social experiment
• me: hahahah there is no social experiment... i was just tryin to gauge ur reactions to a retard...
• Bjorn: that was it
• me: and i found out UR RUDE
  dude
  that rhymed
• Bjorn: good job for a retard
• me: im off the retard pretence now...
  so now dont try to be good
  the test is over
• Bjorn: oh u should have made that clearer then
• me: I think ur the retard in all of this....
• Bjorn: hmm... good observation
• me: it was a logical conclusion

So this is how I see it.. (or may be by the end of it you might be inclined to believe I have no option but to see it this way)

Btw.. this is my 3rd odd post that starts with the word So... In school they taught us sentences dont start with So..I think thats where blogs come in.. Screw Grammar.. Im MC Hammer..

Getting back to New Year's; I never really understood the hype associated with the change in calendar year. As far as im concerned we are all giving in to the capitalist commune who created this propaganda. Its a trick, a farce, a deceiving move to get money out of our pockets. In actuality my political views are capitalist, but then till the time I can classify as one myself, I'll hate it. 

Most of the above is because of a childhood where New Years' was a day where I'd get permission to watch extra hours of T.V, most of which I couldnt do coz I'd sleep it off... yeah Sucks that I slept through alleast 7-8 new years even after I was calssified as non-toddler. Practically being on the opposite side of the fence I always had this thing against New Year's revellers, and tried rationalizing sayin..Why not celebrate the change of each month... Yeah right that sounded smart.. alleast at that point in time.

So given the scenario and letting it be that way and getting back to the current sensibility, I still dont get it. Oh, did I mention I did be part of the "Take the money out of my pocket coz I wanna Party" crowd quite a few times in the last decade or so. So ive been on both sides of the table and it still doesnt make sense to me. 

Aaahhh actually, u know what. Lets just let this be. This is heading in the same ol direction.. no use.. no purpose being solved..

So yeah .. Fkkk... Happpy New Year.. lets hope it turns out to be this way.. literally.. ( I sent out this as a text to all my contacts too)

What is it that I did this time round for new .. I know I know.. most of you are not interested..(and I also know, me saying this will make you read ahead heheh)

I'll keep this really short (kinda late to say this with the post already so long..)

• Woke up with a feeling I might wanna do something today
• Went to Dad's work place post lunch..haha I almost had a job that day
• Realized I hadnt signed up for any party, any excursion or any thing else that could be done...Daaaiiiimmmmmm!!!
• Called up a few.. actually a lot to find out I cant be doing, going, partying anywhere my aquaintance list was doing, going, partying
• Now Is when I become Impulsive hahahaa.. 
• I called up home, u know, just to let them know I wont be home for Dinner, and u know if some one else would wanna sign up for my Hara Kiri
• So now I have to do something, coz I cant even go home SShhiiitteeeee!!!
• Now inspite of a lot of convincing from home, I still decide I wanna go out for Dinner and now alone..Wow I just felt like I was Einstein's left one to have discovered this joy..(yeah Cyril .. I know what ur thinking..)
• I went to Kobe for a Sizzler and I was the only dumb fkk occupying a table and sitting alone.. practically everyone else was on a date or with family.. Poor fellla the steward had a bad time giving me a table
• Nonetheless, once I settled down placing my order I felt like a King..( I dont know why).. and I was giving that look to all the couples in there.. U know that look..The " I know u suck and ur jealous of me" look.... 
• Cherry on the icing of the cake was a couple just next to me fought in the time they had between placing their Sizzler and it arriving.. Wow!! that was fast..
• This is when I thought..what an awesome day to break up with ur chic.. hahahaah.. U fight.. then u get drunk at night and u say whatever the fkk u want.. wake up fresh and start all settled hahaaaha

• Have you ever caused physical damage to someone daaiimmm badly? Almost black and blue  (I wont repeat this ever time, but yeah the questions come tagged with their fair share of music and lights)
  
  • Aaahhh... I'll say Yes for that
• Have you ever said 'No' to someone? 
  
  • Yes
• Has any one ever said 'No' to you?
  
  • Yes
• Have you ever been rude/harsh/mean to the opposite sex?
  
  • Yeah
• Have you ever thought females dont think before they speak?
  
  • Yes. There have been times. More than a few actually...
• Have you ever farted in a public gathering / crowded public transport / gathering of people in a closed room?
  
  • Ill have to say yes to that
• Have you ever caught some one in an awkward position ?
  
  • Yes
• Can some one also answer Yes for you, in the above question?
  
  • Hmmm.. good question
• Do u think this quiz is making sense?
  
  • No.. Not at alll
• What do You think of the person reading this?
  
  • Is intelligent and knows these questions are there to cover up for some other shit that shouldnt be asked
• Do you feel like slapping some one right now?
  
  • Fuck yeah.. I feel like this all the time.. 
• Is that a Problem?
  
  • Are you a shrink?
• Are you allowed to ask questions?
  
  • Are you a dickhead?
• Do you think you're getting nasty?
  
  • Do you think u'll get slapped?
• Isnt this the exact question that triggered this conversation?
  
  • Aren't you the same ol bum who was destined to get slapped and die?
• Do I have Insurance?
  
  • I can help you with that... I know some one
• Finally you answered...
  
  • Ohh! Did I ?